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Dear Marge, now that you thirteen and are newly discovering and navigating the world, you will get very confused. And so I have realized that you will need something to help you along because I won't be there- to busy participating in life and stuff. But I have lived for a very long time ( long to me anyways ) and I have learned a lot. And yeah you'll probably have to experience this stuff yourself but God, Margie you're so young and perfect and not yet corrupted, and so it would seem like some sort of cruel punishment to go off without at least warning you about the choppy waters that lie ahead. I'm no special girl, Marge but you'll always have my average Joe's guide to getting around life unscathed and mowing through the paths of the unknown vicariously. This is the guide to life you never knew you needed, Marge. Yours Katrina X //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Katrina is leaving and so she decides to leave her little sister the only thing she can, a scrap book of seventeen years worth of advice about her own screw ups, and the awful, miserable journey through teen hood.
One day you'll start to question people's opinions
