hi hoes

the name says it all :))

DISCLAIMERS:
- no smut
- might be slightly nsfw (limited to suggestive scenes/positions/actions, as well as implied sex)
- swearing
- maccachin won't appear because i forget about him half the time (also im horrible at writing pet-human dynamics) if we end up in a situation where they should be there i could either make it angst or make yall forget about them entirely
- my writing style constantly evolves, i hope it doesn't not bother you guys too much
- im mostly writing these for my own needs

read the first chapter for additional information (may not be 100% true at this point but eh)