Chapter 1

One day, you decide to get a nintendo switch and a game for it
After hearing and seeing how good The legend of zelda is, you decide to give it a try
what could go wrong...

[Please know that this involves violence and lots of descriptive injuries and is recommended for a mature audience.

This is also an alternate timeline, only took me 15+ chapters to realise i hadn't clarified... oops, also i tend to get ideas way beyond certain chapters so be sure to take another look as i might have changed a few bits and pieces]