1 - The audition...?

When you audition for a singing role, you didn't expect to meet your favourite band! But what you also didn't expect is that they would be fighting for your love!!!! Twists & turns, love rivals and battles. Also, someone dies at the end x

so

come along and read the greatest fiction of the century, where you get to fall in love with the chipmunks and be a massive hoe! it's a great adventure, come and join! with my amazing grammar, you'll be so immersed, you'll cry after reading it because you'll become depressed that it's not real!

(this is meant to be ironic, but i dunno when ironically writing a chapter of an ironic love triangle everyday crosses the line into borderline creepy)