My Sir Pentious Headcanons

[WARNING: May contain mpeg, drug use and alcohol abuse, gore, violence, and strong language if the following triggers you, makes you uncomfortable, or offends you don't read!!!!]

The incredible and all mighty power house Sir Pentious's main goal was to steal turfs and take over all of Hell but he was never expecting to one day meet a nice guy by the name of Arachniss and end up getting drug and being banged by him until he's baring the child of a mob boss. How will Sir Pentious and Arachniss feel about their new life!!!!

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