A Crack Percabeth Story

One day Percy and Annabeth are walking in the park when a mortal girl comes over to them. She starts flirting with Percy. What will Annabeth do?
Read to find out!
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or HOO! All rights go to Uncle Rick.
Warning:
Crack. This... isn't my best work. Don't worry, the bad spelling and grammar is totally on purpose.