Ch.1 - ...Ya Better Pick Up That Knife...

There's a man named Vern. Vern is in his early 20s and he lives in Brooklyn, NY. He lives in a trashy apartment and works at a cubicle office job for a corrupt corporation. Vern is also a Schizophrenic who continuously talks to the voices in his head. He also talks to a porcelain statue of a farmer in overalls holding a clock. His name is "Mr. Shanky" and he constantly tells Vern to hurt specific people. If you're interested, see what Vern does with his life...