Man of Steel... or whatever cans are made of

Requested by my friend Lena

This is a narrative story so please start at chapter 1 and go from there

Also this is a joke please don't take it seriously. I hate self inserts btw

#1 in "pepsiman" tag
#2 in "pepsi" tag
#4 in "phobos" tag
#7 in "deimos" tag