Chapter I DONT GIVE A CRAP

I, a man, am writing this "so called" story for my friend. I shall not bore u with a fictional story or a true life experience but with my own words. Imagine Morgan Freeman reading this to u, or maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't give a rats ass. This isn't a normal story for a normal man, or for any man really. I am just bored and writing for fun. You do not have to stay to like this or read any of it cuz I do not care. My goal is to bore u or not to bore you. you get to choose. you can scream that this is the best story in the world, or u can say that this sucks