Really ??? Do I Look Amused?

My name is Storm. I am a tortoise shell / calico cross (with a whole pile of other things mixed in) Dad thought it would be funny to have my pic on the cover. NOT IMPRESSED. Dad has just updated this collection with all my original stories from when I was a young cat. And there are some other ditties that are Dad's attempt at humour. (Some are actually kinda, remotely funny)