Act One: A Spiteful Night.

"So let me get this straight, we're in a world full of animal people,magic rock cancer, and something that will make us wish for a nuclear winter."-Rodin
"Don't forget waifu's friend...don't forget about them."-Xp
"ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THAT OUR LIVES IS A FUCKEN VIDEOGAME NOW?!?!"-Tay
"I hope they have good internet here. Ooohhh another book."-Cupcake