* THE GREATEST OF INTRODUCTIONS!

* HELLO THERE!!! NYEH HEH HEH!! YOU'VE ARRIVED, AND NOW, A QUALIFIED A MESSAGE FROM YOURS TRULY!!!! THIS IS THE ASK BOOK BELONGING TO ME, THE GREATEST AND THE BESTEST!! AND YOURS MAYBE TRULY, SANS. MY BROTHER!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE! OTHERWISE, THAT WOULD BE VERY AWKWARD!
...I'M UNSURE WHAT TO DO FOR THAT, ACTUALLY???? WELL!! EITHER WAY!!! PREPARE FOR A STORY OF THE AGES!!! AN INSTANT CLASSIC!!!!
(*DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS IS ACTUALLY FOR. AGAIN, AN INSTANT CLASSIC!)
(**ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: THE ART ON THIS COVER WAS DRAWN BY SOMEBODY "SOL"!! WHOEVER THAT COULD BE!!
...WAIT, THEY RUN THIS ACCOUNT?!?!? I THOUGHT SANS AND I DID ALL THAT!!!! A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!)