The Beggining (because every story needs one of 'em)

Ya know it's a story, read it and you'll find out what happens.

Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there And let me tell you how I did not become the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. It would have been nice though, insteed of becoming a mutant, or my best friend being a mutant, if we just got to sit and do nothing and have some peace in our lives, ha, nope, not a chance the universe laughs at us. But then again it kinda turned out pretty nice...