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It's Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts....However, there's a twist. Instead of being sorted into Gryffindor in his first year, he was sorted into Slytherin and Draco was sorted into Ravenclaw with his best female friend Hermione who was also sorted into Ravenclaw who is a raging lesbian for Harry's best friend Pansy. Hijinx ensue

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