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News Caster 1: Evening New Yorkers! Breaking news isn't coming from this shit hole of a state. But by our upstairs neighbor Maine. Derry, Maine to be exact. The house on Neibolt street, this creepy abandoned one suddenly collapsed in on itself this recent summer so we decided to do our investigation on why it did collapse. But that's not the breaking news... News Caster 2: We found a body....a live one. A 40 year old man by the name of Eddie Kaspbrak according to his ID. From his injuries we expected that he would've died being underneath all the rubble. But apparently there was a small opening that he dragged his body in and waited till help came. News Caster 1: Thank god we did the investigation right? The most upsetting thing to all of this is no one claimed the guy. But he wouldn't shut up about a Richie guy? News Caster 2: Wait. Like Richie Tozier? The famous comedian of New York???? News Caster 1: Don't get your hopes up bitch. There's many other Richards that are prob called Richie News Caster 2: Most are called Dick The news casters share a few laughs as the one watching this new report was Beverly. She looked at it with tear filled eyes panicking as she grabbed her phone. "Bev what's wrong?" Ben walked in to check on her. "E-Eddie is alive..." Bev starts crying as the news continued on the story while she called her fellow losers. Except Richie.
Kaspbrak Funeral [Pt. 1]
