Nobody loves the piss baby

The two he/him lesbians, Legoshi and Louis have to deal with the terrible and discriminatory society they sadly live in. To cope with their sadness, they decide to adopt a stupid little human boy. Their adopted son is a purple little twink named Kokichi, Kokichi is a pain in the ass and ends up being the couple's greatest regret.

AU: openly carnivorous legoshi, yandere! legoshi, tsundere! louis, nudist! louis, genderbent! haru, homophobic! kokichi, straight! kokichi.