|Prologue: The Test|

Rose "Red" Weasley is pregnant.
- "I'm not old enough to become a mother! I barely can tie my shoes!"
But she's trying to get used to the news.
- " I'm not leaving this bathroom ever again!"
She hasn't thought that through.
- " I could live on toothpaste and shampoo."
Apparently she's lost her mind.
This is her story.