Chapter 1: Fuck Me

When I woke up with a chihuahua barking in my face, I knew things were not as they should be, but waking up in the place of Sam Witwicky at the start of the Transformers movie? Completely insane. But, I'm here, and I know the bad route things will take if I stick to the canon. So let's see if I can change things for the better with some help from a certain magical cube.

[A Transformers Bayverse AU]