Motherly Love

Harry gets sad sometimes, he can't help it. He's constantly thinking about his dead parents, and what life would have been like if they were here. It really gets him down. But then he met her... Mrs Weasley-and his heart stopped. She's everything he has been missing, plus more: Orange hair, big boobs, and a motherly hug that could make anyone melt. Now he's alone in the kitchen with Mrs Weasley all to himself. Could Mrs Weasley be the one to solve his mummy issues? Is Mr Weasley cheating on Mrs Weasley with the flying car? How did Ginny learn to play the bongos?