It's all over from here

Everyone was throwing out their six-packs of Budlight hoping they didn't catch the virus. It was spreading rapidly and has already taken over 95% of the southern states. Everyone was either huddling in church praying to the gods or out getting rid of as much of the beer they could. It was too late though it has already infected too many people.

(A small twist off of the Coronavirus which is a very real virus with very real consequences. You can not get the COVID-19 aka Coronavirus from drinking Corona beers. Do you really think we would still be selling them If it was causing a virus? I mean come on common sense people. Anyways stay alert but not anxious. Wash your hands thoroughly and frequently)