Jesus paints your nails

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus

most no-no words are censored

Including but not limited to:
- Jesus paints your nails
-Jesus sleepover!
- Jesus gets cyberbullied
-Jesus says a bad word :o
-Jesus goes to the hype house
-Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression
-Jesus gets the coronavirus
-jesus becomes a minecraft streamer
-jesus gets arrested for being too thicc

no disrespect to jesus, i love you man