The beginning (?)

I accidentally wrote almost 10k for a dumb idea that just popped in my head. This was written in one night, with a friend reading it through for me.

Ze is a merman, Chilled is a pirate. The rest of The Derp Crew exist... Somewhere. I may add other parts to this later, little snippets of life, we'll see. For now, it's just a long oneshot. I'll change it from Complete when I think of more ideas, if I do.