Oh So Innocent

(now a mix of scary things not just about kids) Have you ever wondered what was running through a little kids mind? What made a certain kid act a certain way? How when you tried everything in your power to find an answer, and there just seemed to be no logical explanation. It almost seems surreal.
This is a collection of things that kids have been saying that just don't make sense.
:note: I have no right to claim any of this information as my own, but if you feel the desire to copy this, I only ask that you don't copy it word for word.