~•~Life Update~•~

Stan Marsh finally breaks up with Wendy, but a rumor spreads that causes him to lose everything. His popularity, his friends. Even Kyle. His depression and anxiety is worse than ever, and his Life Updates are the only thing keeping him sain.

But

Kyle is trying to prove to everyone that Stan is innocent, and it earns him a girlfriend, weird since he's gay.

Cartman and Wendy plan to ruin everything.