What is wrong with me? Episode 1

"I never get overwhelmed, because I never do my work."
- Veryevilpineapple, living proof that you could be a dumbass AND annoying at the same time.
My life is a mess, I have a science assignment I need to complete, and here I am, writing a book nobody is gonna read. Ah, The art of procrastination.
Just some weird cringe 😬
Contains cursing.
I want to say 'enjoy' but I think it would fit better if I wrote 'beware'.