Important. Read. Now. Please.

WARNING: this book contains highly insulting, offensive, and cheeky, but clever, comebacks, that may offend you, in loads of different ways. Please don't read if you're easily offended, or if you just don't like sarky, stupid, but also clever, comebacks.

HATERS SHALL BE TERMINATED! I HAVE AN ARMY OF BEAUTIFUL CHERUBS WHO WILL SHOW NO MERCY ON THE BATTLEFIELD! IF YOU ARE A HATER THAN I SUGGEST YOU RUN NOW BECAUSE WE WILL NOT LET YOU CARRY ON WITH YOUR HATER WAYS! HOLD YOUR TONGUE IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO CUT IT OUT!x