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Rumors have been going around saying if the SCP Foundation is real or not, and I'm here to put them to rest. Yes it is, and this is the story of two Coworkers, both good friends with eachother.
Jack Bright, who is a basically immortal man, realizes that his best friend may like him.
Alto Clef, an annoying, perverted [REDACTED]hole, thinks it's the other way around.
These two bros slowly become hoes for eachother.

this is the story of How I met your mother.

(WARNING, THIS STORY MAY CONTAIN TOO MUCH HUMOR, EDGE, AND STUPID [REDACTED])