Chapter 1 - Whomst'd've?

ImmaBUrAngle added you as a friend!
ImmaBUrAngle sent you a message!
ImmaBUrAngle: you know what they say
4EvrAlone: uhh no what do they say
ImmaBUrAngle: a real doctor wouldn't put the pickle fork in the cheese drawer
4EvrAlone: okay who and why the fuck

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A story in which J-hope from the exceedingly popular band BTS accidentally messages you.
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again, I suck at descriptions very very much lol. plz excuse that. thanks!!!