Chapter 1: Stuck

Two ex-criminals, Bastien and Hazel, who never seemed to see eye to eye besides a similar record in crime are stuck in the middle of no where with an empty gas tank and bitter misunderstandings that left the two on bad terms with one another. What could be any better than that?

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS:
STRONG LANGUAGE
SOME SEXUAL CONTENT
PG-13 SCENES (I think...?)
MAYBE FEELS (for some)
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS
AND HEADCANON SHIPS

READ WITH CARE. THANKS - aimm