chapter one

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry's back.))

Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dogs chew toy, both literally and figuratively, Harry takes matters into his own hands and changes the future as we know it.

((Helping Voldemort may not have been on his initial plans, but here he was.)) #11 in harrymort

//cross posted on ao3//.
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