Hello there unsuspecting hooman

This is filled with random shite that may or may not include:

TAGS (that I most likely won't get)
RANTS
STORY TAG IDEAS (you'll see what I mean)
SCREENSHOTS OF TEXTS (with consent ofc)
AND SO MUCH MORE THAT I DON'T HAVE THE BRAIN CELLS TO REMEMBER.
(UPDATES ARE RARE AND ERRATICALLY SPREAD)

SO COME ON DOWN TO SCARLETS FUNHOUSE
WE HAVE COOKIES.
(cookies may or may not be included)
And remember to bite the bed bugs kiddos.