Don't worry, I wrapped my pickle

Leather jacket? Check
Motorcycle? Check
Bad boy? Check
Signature smirk? Check

I'm a fucking cliche but chicks seem to like it. They think they can save me.
As long as I get laid, I'll let them try.

Hi, I'm Jake and you're in for a hell of a ride.

[Jill: The bad girl and the dork]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles)