Fifth year, Chapter 1: New Girl

Order of the Phoenix reader insert. Hufflepuff reader fucking up the plot.

Father is an Auror. You are property of your ministry, a bioweapon that only they know to handle. By handle, I mean they can only ask or trick, and you will usually say 'No'. This frustrates them. Luckily, Fudge thinks you're a prime weapon and you should be in the hands of him. Your minister allows the transfer, with a few rules that only you know.

Time to fuck up the British magical ministry.

DC universe characters are added, because I thought it would be an even funnier way to warp the plot.