Intro.

Starting in a new school had always been easy for Harry before. Standing out had always been a breeze, getting laid was easy and the other kids used to eat it all up.

But now, the kids just eat him alive. Because he's 27 now, a IT teacher and times are different. And no - he doesn't know what Tik Tok is. And, no - he doesn't care for Jake and Tana's fake marriage. Who even are they, anyway? And when did chunky trainers make a comeback?

And when did history teachers get so hot?

And how many times can he take a detour past Mr. Horan's office before someone clocks on?