Welcome to the trash house! (& small A/N)

Title who? Idk I'll figure that out later. Anyway, this starts during the first Avengers movie and you get recruited then ur like yEET IM GOING FOR SEXY GOD MAN. And yeah, obviously this doesn't rEALLY follow the actual story bc lovely reader is in it now.

Also ur a tINy bit OP but that's cool, right chief? Heck yeah.