Pie, Tacos, and a Demon.

This is about a guy with one hell of a f.cked up life. There's some demon hunting, there's some Greek and Roman gods, there's explosions and pie and fighting.
Yup. Basically.
Just a quick disclaimer – I don't own the character Ferdinand, he is a character roleplayed by cray on wcrpg, but he's such a frigging badass that I couldn't help it.
ANYWAY.
Enjoy if you want, cry if you will, don't like, don't read, and I shall attempt to write reasonably good stuff.
That's the lowdown.