Santa Daddy [South Park - Clyde x Kenny]

"Hey. Hey Kenny." Cartman tugged on Kenny's parka. "I dare you to go sit on the guy's lap."

Never one to turn down a dare, Kenny pulled down the hood of his parka and smiled. "Sure thing."

"And if you tell him you want a butt plug for Christmas, I'll give you twenty bucks!"

"Deal!" Kenny grinned as he shook Eric's hand. "After all these years, you still haven't learned that I have zero shame."