author's note ;

In which Brett concocts a plan that is definitely foolproof, Eddy becomes weirdly overcommitted to this fake boyfriend thing, and the boys conduct a masterclass in acting while lying to Absolutely Everyone.

(Nah, everyone totally knows.)

Or: the Christmas fake dating!AU that no one asked for, and the plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it down.

Also includes the following oneshots set in this universe:
→ heedless of the wind and weather - (COMING SOON!)
→ fast away (hail the new) - (COMING SOON!)
→ don we now our gay apparel - (COMING SOON!)