PROLOGUE

I thought I was going to lose my virginity to my wonderful boyfriend... instead he sacrificed me to a demon.

Now I'm a lost, terrified soul in Hell, where each of the Seven Deadly Sins is ruled by a powerful sovereign. I'm in Acedia, the land ruled by Sloth. It's cloudy, sad, and home to a very charismatic demon named Valefar.
But he's not just any demon, he's the King!

[ I WROTE THIS A FEW YEARS AGO... COMPLETELY UNEDITED. I TRIED TO BE SERIOUS, BUT IT DIDN'T TURN OUT THAT WAY #TEAMRUTHIE... ENJOY! ]