Introduction

Looking for a way to kill someone? Maybe you're trying to give them a slow, painful death, or perhaps a fast, effective one. Whatever your reasons for committing murder may be, you can find endless ways to kill people here..
**NOTE; THIS BOOK IS CREATED FOR COMEDY AND HORROR PURPOSES ONLY. NOTHING IN THIS BOOK IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. MURDER IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE (obviously..duhh) SO DON'T REPORT ME OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE. SO DON'T TRY ANY OF THESE THINGS. IF SOMEBODY ENDS UP DEAD BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK, I WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE, I PUT UP A WARNING.**
Hah. Enjoy my lovelies. And don't kill people. If you do, you get no skittles.