Author's Note

"Hermione," he said in a strained voice, "please don't take offense by how blunt I'm about to be, but I'm honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you."

Hermione's expression grew indignant but Draco ignored it and pressed on.

"I am trying to seduce you," he said, staring her straight in the eye. Her indignation faded as her mouth dropped open and her eyes slowly grew round.

He continued, "I have been trying to seduce you for over two years; ever since I first brought up the idea of our having a book club together."