Description
Teddy Rexley (aka T-Rex) is an apex predator with short arms and a big mouth. Dylan Armado (aka Armadillo) is a total closet case who'd rather be roadkill than "come out" of his hard armoured shell. Two boys at opposite ends of the food chain, unlikely best friends since childhood, and even more unlikely soulmates. But if all goes well, and if God truly is a woman, anything can happen! Just throw in a few more delicious dinos, some sassy queens for added flavour, and a scandalous gossip blog desperate to reveal everybody's secrets à la Gossip Girl style, and what've we got? One spicy meal. So grab a plate and ignore the calories. This one will be well worth the gain. 🦖 You know you love me, Xoxo, Gossip Girl (aka not really Gossip Girl but a skinny white boy disguised in high drag, mother darling) 🦖 The Puffington Post: "A love story for the (Jurassic) ages" The Daily Gay: "The greatest thing to be written since Sharknado: the Novel" Gay Times: "An undeniable work of art. As witty as Wilde, as brilliant as Brokeback, as cute as Capote." The Gayly Mirror: "Terrible. Just awful. Complete garbage. DO. NOT. READ. 0/5"
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