A few dumb jokes to start off with :)

I just wanted a place to put these since I have nowhere else to place them :)
This will include short stories, long stories, dumb jokes and puns, poems, and any other kinds of stupid stuff I decide to produce. I hope you guys enjoy.

Note: these are fairly old and most were for school projects so they kind of suck-
Then again, when does my writing but suck?