Chapter 1: Should Have Listened To Mother's Warnings

How do you get kidnapped by an Eel? Roni's excuse is that Eels don't look like rock stars or gypsies. Eels don't wrap an arm around your waist and carry you into another world. And Eels don't save your life by binding you to them in a weird, impossible, unshakable, we'll-be-together-forever sort of way. Except that maybe they do. Shapeshifters, go figure.