From The Radical Dude Who Brought You The Terrible Epic - THE MAN WHO SCREAMED AT THE SOFA AND THEN KICKED IT JUST SO HE COULD CRY And The Downright Dreadful - CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE OF THE STINK FROM MY GIRLFRIEND'S DIRTY SHEETS And The Now Forgotten Classic - DADDY! DADDY! PLEASE HELP ME - MY SOCKS DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE! Comes A Brand New Series Dipped In Awesome Sauce Of The Most Major Kind - SAFDAR MUTTAQI'S ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS!: CHRONICLES OF THE SEVENTH REIGN - The first book in a series of seven chronicling the adventures of three film buffs and three feisty females as they battle the forces of darkness in a multidimensional event known as the Zegirodath. Available now in the Kindle Store! https://amzn.to/349Eyhr Chapter 1 will be put up this coming Friday. As for the three stories listed above they will be available as a free PDF once I finish re-vamping my website.