Introduction/Disclaimer/Clarification

The classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird.

Oh yeah . . .

There's also some fourth wall breaks.

A lot of them . . .

And some intense language . . .