Girls

In a reality where Peter Parker died with his parents and another asshole (you) got bit by a radioactive spider instead. Instead Of using your great powers for great responsibility, you use it to take odd jobs and rob other New York criminals while taking on various people bad at their jobs. Kurt don't change the password to this account because of this. Also this is from someone who hasn't seen a MCU movie since like Guardians of the Galaxy so don't expect any references to it

Book co-written by @RorschachWhoLaughs