Humans?

"I could just be pointing over here like awww look at that cute little puppy-
DON'T TRY IT ALIEN!"
Kha'm jumped backwards in alarm, her green skin flashing yellow for a moment. "What?!"

"You... you.... INHALE this?"
"Uhhh... yes?"
"But why?"
"Because it makes me forget how much I hate myself and think so little of how I-"
"Silence, I've heard enough."
*speaks into communication device*
"We need a few hundred adolescent feline creatures-and Sickness Sticks."