Chapter One

"If I have to eat one more piece of Spam I'm going to fucking lose it."

"Then I guess it's a good thing we're doing this?"

"No. This is possibly the worst idea we've had in a long time."

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-an apocalypse au with the smplive boys

-blood and gore, so be careful

-no shipping. they're just friends in this

-was written before everything came out. schlatt and carson play large parts in the plot