chapter 1

kyle is kite alien from outer space, though none of his friends knows about this odd fact.
during the night he finds himself becoming his alter ego 'the human kite', protecting the earth from threats but mostly protecting his quiet redneck town of south park while fighting his rival 'toolshed'.
when kyle has taken off his costume, toolshed always gives a visit with a flirty tone.
everything isn't so simple when a battle warship comes to earth, the pilot claiming to know the kite alien.